Are you ready? Do you think you can handle this week’s collection of legal news and miscellany? I’m sure you can. Here it is:
- 70% of lawyers don’t use the Internet in their jobs. Wait, that can’t be right . . . (Lawyerist)
- Does the Constitution protect parents who go free range with their kids? (Washington Post/Volokh)
- In homicidal celebrity news, Aaron Hernandez was found guilty of first-degree murder and sentenced to life in prison, while Suge Knight is set to face trial on a murder charge (Deadspin, AV Club)
- An Oregon man was sentenced to jail time and fines for collecting rain water at his house (Legal Juice)
- A young woman beat an minor-in-possession rap by winning a game of rock-paper-scissors against a police officer (Houston Chronicle)